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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make the number one disappear?","punchline":"Add the letter G and itās āgoneā!","id":385}
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