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Kom Toch Eens Kijken was a Flemish children's TV series, broadcast between 1955 and 1960 on the Flemish public TV channel NIR 1. It was hosted by Bob Davidse and Terry Van Ginderen, who both presented themselves to their young viewers as Nonkel Bob and Tante Terry.
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