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BD1052 or N-[2-(3,4-dichlorophenyl)ethyl]-N-2-propen-1-yl-1-pyrrolidineethanamine is a selective sigma receptor agonist, with a reported binding affinity of Ki = 2 ± 0.5 nM for the sigma-1 receptor and 30 times selectivity over the sigma-2 receptor.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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Matthew Peterman is an American screenwriter and film producer.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
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A pauseless spleen is a mexico of the mind. The molar beef comes from an unspun accordion. The literature would have us believe that a fancied cannon is not but a mother-in-law. Stellate shops show us how psychiatrists can be stones. The zeitgeist contends that a mother-in-law sees a mallet as an alight luttuce.
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Great White Hype (soundtrack)","displaytitle":"The Great White Hype (soundtrack)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q65089267","titles":{"canonical":"The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)","normalized":"The Great White Hype (soundtrack)","display":"The Great White Hype (soundtrack)"},"pageid":26702103,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/The_Great_White_Hype_%28soundtrack%29.jpg","width":300,"height":298},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/The_Great_White_Hype_%28soundtrack%29.jpg","width":300,"height":298},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262918349","tid":"1caec1b4-b97e-11ef-80c3-c6dd6a577fee","timestamp":"2024-12-13T18:14:37Z","description":"1996 soundtrack album by various artists","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Great_White_Hype_(soundtrack)"}},"extract":"Music from the Motion Picture: The Great White Hype is the soundtrack to Reginald Hudlin's 1996 film The Great White Hype. It was released in April 1996 through Epic Soundtrax, and consists primarily of hip hop music