{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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Live at Carnegie Hall is the fourth live album by American singer Liza Minnelli. Released by the Altel Sound Systems record company in 1981, it was her first and only release under that label.
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